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Latest U.K. Scandals Show a System Rife With Insider Ties

Tory Party councillor and former Mayor (Wrexham), Michael Morris - Convicted and put on probation for 2 years, for the indecent assault of another man, which was captured on CCTV.

Labour Mayor (Burnley) Mark Swainston - Convicted of sex offences in public toilet.

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Tory Party Mayor ( North Tyneside ), Chris Morgan - Forced to resign after being arrested twice in 2 weeks, for indecent assault on a 15-year old girl, and for suspicion of downloading child porn.

Tory Party Vice-Chairman of Welsh Conservatives, Andrew Baker - Received a banning order for stalking women.

Tory Party councillor ( Coventry ), Peter Stidworthy - Charged with indecent assault of a 15-year old boy.

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New Tory sleaze row as donors who pay £3m get seats in House of Lords - The Times, 6th Nov 2021

Labour Councillor (Manchester), George Harding - Charged with indecent assault on a girl of 12.

- New York Times, 13th Aug 2021

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What makes Britain the 'global hub' for Russian money laundering ?

- The Guardian, 26th March 2019

He resigned as the Conservatives' co-treasurer in 2012 after he offered undercover reporters at The Sunday Times access to David Cameron, then the prime minister, in exchange for £250,000 in donations.

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Cash-for-access: Cameron meetings with donors to remain private

AND……. ….

Peter Cruddas, 67, has donated £3.3 million to the Conservatives, including a £658,000 gift since Mr Johnson became prime minister.

Why do I get bored with porn so quickly? I can watch maybe half a video (5 mins max) and then get bored and do something else. I don't watch porn often, just a teenager. 17.

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Labour Councillor (North Lincolnshire) David Spooner - Convicted and jailed for 1 year for masturbating in front of 2 young boys.

Labour Councillor (Durham), Derrick Payne - Arrested by Police following a sex attack.

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Labour Mayor (Todmordon) John Winstanley - Convicted and jailed for rape and threats to kill. After raping and threatening to kill his terrified victim, Winstanley then ordered the woman to go on all fours before urinating on her.

Tory Party General election candidate, Michael Powell - Convicted and jailed for 3 years for downloading hardcore child porn.

Labour MP (Rhonda Valley) Chris Bryant poses in his pants on the Internet to advertise himself for casual gay sex encounters. Describes himself as “Horny as bu**ery” and says, “I’d love a good long f**k”.

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Labour Councillor (Northampton/Northamptonshire), and former School Governor, Alec Dyer-Atkins – Convicted and jailed for 2 years in 2003 for downloading more than 42,000 pictures and films described in court as “Horrifying images of child abuse”. Dyer-Atkins was a member of an international paedophile ring called `The Shadows Brotherhood` which was successfully penetrated following sterling work by Britain’s National Hi-Tech Crime Unit (NHTCU). Commenting on the conviction of the depraved Labour Party beast, NHTCU Deputy Head, Mick Deats said: “This man had some of the worst images on his computers that officers from this unit have ever viewed”.

Labour MP Ron Davies was mugged by a Rasta on Clapham Common while cruising for gay sex. He was photographed again by the media recently, engaged in some `man-on-man` action in a field off a motorway. “I was only looking for badgers” he said.

Labour MP, Joe Ashton - Caught up in a Police raid while frequenting a brothel. Tried to lie his way out of the scandal.

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The Conservative Party has been accused of abusing the honours system by systematically offering seats in the House of Lords to a select group of multimillionaire donors who pay more than £3 million to the party.

Tory Party MP (Billericay) Harvey Proctor - Stood trial for sex offences of a sado-masochistic nature against teenage boys, and was forced to resign.

Entire Labour Party conspired to conceal the activities of Labour Party activist and serial child-molester Mark Trotter, who died from AIDS before he could be convicted.

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Labour Mayor (Westhoughton/Lancashire) Nicholas Green - Convicted and jailed for 10 years for 3 rapes and 13 counts of indecent assault against little girls between the age of 6 and 10. He raped one woman on her wedding day.

The UK has been described as a "global hub for money laundering" after new statistics revealed the scale of the links between dirty Russian money and British property and business.

Prominent Labour Party activist Mark Tann (who has met Tony & Cherie at Party functions) recently got a 15-year sentence for raping a 4-year old girl on 2 separate occasions.

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- ITV news, 17th Feb 2022

UNIONIST SEXUAL CORRUPTION

In data shared exclusively with ITV's Peston programme, Transparency International UK identified 2,189 companies registered in the UK or its offshore tax havens used in 48 Russian money laundering and corruption cases.

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Labour Councillor (North Yorkshire) Raymond Coats - Court appearance for indecently assaulting a woman.

Prince Charles cash for honours inquiry deepens royal crisis.

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Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

Labour’s current Parliamentary Candidate (Reading East) Tony Page - Has 2 Convictions for Acts of Gross Indecency` in public toilets.

Tory Party Councillor ( Stratford-upon-Avon ) Christopher Pilkington - Convicted of downloading hardcore child porn on his PC. Placed on sex offenders register and forced to resign.

Labour Councillor (Newton Aycliffe) Martin Locklyn - Convicted and jailed for 15 years for sexually abusing 3 14-year-old boys.

Boris Johnson backs peerage for cash-for-access Tory Peter Cruddas - The Times, 23rd Dec 2020

Tory Party Councillor (Wickbar/Bristol) Roger Talboys - Convicted and jailed for 6 years for multiple sex attacks on children.

- The Times, 16th Feb 2022

A secretive group of wealthy donors with special access to top politicians based on an old principle: More cash buys more access.

Care to comment me Gee?

Tory Party Liaison Manager on the London Assembly, Douglas Campbell, who’s job includes running the Tory GLA website - Arrested for allegedly downloading child porn. He is currently suspended while the Police investigation continues.

Tory Party MEP, Tom Spencer - Caught smuggling drugs and porn through customs.

Here-is a list of some convicted MPs that I came accross and I am sure we are just scratching the surface with this list:

Government says demand for list of visitors to 10 Downing Street is unreasonable but insists Tories have nothing to hide.